In case I've said something offensive down the pub

Mutterred in a labour pub today that I'd do the Richards, ie get myself elected.

I am a security and sis reject and have in the past when recrited been sectioned for inappropriate conduct (womanising which at teh risk of respectfully disrespecting the RBLs latest honour the covenant posters, many men and women outside of and before wedlock do. The reason I'm trested worse is I did it when engaged when seperated by distance for which I am really sorry).

I put this on the blog so that I can't be blackmailed or coereced by the whips in the future and can vote with conscience and constituency should I have too.

Also if a man like me is a complete sally and phones for sex in the adverts of the local papers they are guilty of solicitation and for that prior to elected office I am going to serve my time lawfully.

There is no such thing as the English Republican Army and as a psychiatric patient can i make the request for the Prince of Wales to be sectioned for saying that there is?

James Ware