Ok I'm gonna get in serious trouble for writing this buts there's a well fit female MP on the tory benches at PMQs. With all this Royal wedding fever gripping the nation I wish I could snog her.
Will she walk into Yiewsley Library at 2.30pm or am I destined to be a 'rosser' lol
posted by James | 11:30 AM
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Ok so I'm male and feeling broken hearted that I'm probably gonna fail my final third year OU exam so I can't earn a masters.
Does that make me ineligible for an Honourary PHd?
Shes not here yet. I'm feeling awful, it reminds me of my first specimen law lecture at Kings when I was 17
Didn't think I was ever good enough for her either. She's now in a relationship so I couldn't even ever blog on her.
100 reasons for someone to ever join Conservative Future: number 1 if you're male and a student or living in London (from my perspective when I was 18), Theresa Villiers.
Do i need psychiatry for ever fancying someone and being turned down like I was at school, if thats the case I'd better stop writing my own poetry.
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